Who writes this stuff??
So I found this article while surfing on-line and I just had to laugh. I guess it means that I am a bad wife.
The article is called “What Keeps a Man Crazy in Love”
1. Play Poker. If I learned how to play Zachary still wouldn't so really what would be the point.
2. Give the Perfect Backrub. Are you kidding? Zachary doesn't really like back rubs, so again really what would be the point
3. Tie his Tie for Him. If he even wore ties then maybe I could see that, but he would have to teach me how to tie them first
4. Make a Mean Steak. Hanging my head in shame - Justin is the one that can make a mean steak around here, not me!
5. Wake Him Up in the Morning. Uh… no… no no no no. Emily is the only one that is allowed to get either of us out of bed for us to be in a good mood. We both know to not even go there.
6. Give him a Barbershop Shave. You want me to murder him? Zachary cringes when I cut stuff with his pocket knife. I am pretty sure he would not let me anywhere near his face with a straight razor! sheesh!
7. Strip. [rolling on the floor laughing….I don’t even dance cause I am so uncoordinated…no “Elaine” for me ha ha ha ha ha ha!…]
8. Have a Conversation with his Boss. Ummm… Why would that keep him in love with me???
9. Throw him a Super Surprise Party. Hmm… well, he is turning 30 in a few years….
10. Leave him a Sexy Voice Mail at Work. I’m sorry… I am sitting here giggling…. “I love it how you took the trash out this morning…. are you ready to come home and take it out again?” “Wanna help fold and put away the laundry tonight?” hahahahaha!
11. Quote three Lines from the Godfather. Never saw that movie, sorry….I’m so lame.
12. Make heart-melting Chocolate Chip Cookies. First I am the one that enjoys the sweets around here. If I made cookies he would probably only eat about 3-4 and then I am stuck to eat the rest and that just isn't the best idea. Of, course it doesn't stop me from making them.
13. Kick his Style up a Notch. How is this supposed to make him love me more again? Do I really want to cause us to start bickering? Umm… I TRIED to get him to keep his hair grown out a little and he just shaved it completely off again….
The article is called “What Keeps a Man Crazy in Love”
1. Play Poker. If I learned how to play Zachary still wouldn't so really what would be the point.
2. Give the Perfect Backrub. Are you kidding? Zachary doesn't really like back rubs, so again really what would be the point
3. Tie his Tie for Him. If he even wore ties then maybe I could see that, but he would have to teach me how to tie them first
4. Make a Mean Steak. Hanging my head in shame - Justin is the one that can make a mean steak around here, not me!
5. Wake Him Up in the Morning. Uh… no… no no no no. Emily is the only one that is allowed to get either of us out of bed for us to be in a good mood. We both know to not even go there.
6. Give him a Barbershop Shave. You want me to murder him? Zachary cringes when I cut stuff with his pocket knife. I am pretty sure he would not let me anywhere near his face with a straight razor! sheesh!
7. Strip. [rolling on the floor laughing….I don’t even dance cause I am so uncoordinated…no “Elaine” for me ha ha ha ha ha ha!…]
8. Have a Conversation with his Boss. Ummm… Why would that keep him in love with me???
9. Throw him a Super Surprise Party. Hmm… well, he is turning 30 in a few years….
10. Leave him a Sexy Voice Mail at Work. I’m sorry… I am sitting here giggling…. “I love it how you took the trash out this morning…. are you ready to come home and take it out again?” “Wanna help fold and put away the laundry tonight?” hahahahaha!
11. Quote three Lines from the Godfather. Never saw that movie, sorry….I’m so lame.
12. Make heart-melting Chocolate Chip Cookies. First I am the one that enjoys the sweets around here. If I made cookies he would probably only eat about 3-4 and then I am stuck to eat the rest and that just isn't the best idea. Of, course it doesn't stop me from making them.
13. Kick his Style up a Notch. How is this supposed to make him love me more again? Do I really want to cause us to start bickering? Umm… I TRIED to get him to keep his hair grown out a little and he just shaved it completely off again….
posted by Brenda at
9:03 PM
3 Comments:
On the "kick the style up a notch", Michael NEVER wears the clothes I buy him and really never wants my style opinion. In fact, usually when I suggest something he goes out of his way NOT to wear it. I really don't get that one. Most guys that don't mind styling suggestions do really well themselves and don't need it! I totally agree with you.
That whole thing was hilarious. And your comments all too true. Especially the morning thing, Steve is Mr. Sunshine in the morning while I don't talk for about an hour, so how would I wake him up when I don't talk?? And I have to admit, I don't know what "making a mean streak" even is. Too funny.
P.S. We're back from Florida, I hope to call my friend and have the book for you soon!
I love you anyway!
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